Friday

Helping Hand Poll



Okay, my helping hand post was dismal
failure. Post Link

Out of the thousands of hits a day I get,
only a dozen kind men responded.

But a poll - that might work!

To be kind to other gays you :

#1 - Donated to a gay charity
#2 - Kissed an ugly guy to be nice
#3 - Kissed a friend's ugly baby to be nice
#4 - Kissed a sad, lonely guy at midnight
on New Years eve just to be nice
#5 - Was an AA or NA sponsor
#6 - Performed gay volunteer work
#7 - Performed amazing oral and anal on
an ugly, sad, lonely guy on New Years eve
just to be nice and continued to do so
for several months, just for good measure,
despite the fact that the guy was kind of
hot in a offbeat way and super sweet and
makes your eyes cross daily in carnal
pleasure you still think of yourself as the
patron saint of charity sex even though this
man is now your lover and you are really
happy, you just wanted to lend a helping
hand to another gay man, and now your
hand is coated with...y'know...sticky stuff.


(choose as many as you like, see poll voting
on the right column)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I see no one kisses ugly babies, except their parents. It happens

Anonymous said...

number 7 is really specific, were you spying on me?

Nigel from Essex

JB said...

Just 1 kiss to fell better

Anonymous said...

Because few people responded doesn't mean that lots of people weren't moved...

The Lord Be With You... said...

two minds are better...why not two hands? or as they say "a quatre mains"...? quite rewarding since ugly guys are hot (Hello Marlon Brando!). #7 it is!!!!